I was watching Jurassic Park the other day and this happened. Sohpie was "studying", and had made a megaphone out of her notes. It's a very effective study tool. People from less sophisticated universities (aka all of yours) wouldn't understand. It was agreed that she made the best dinosaur sounds with her magnificent makeshift megaphone, and that we should edit Planet Earth so all the animals were voiced by Sophie and her megaphone.
The more I read this comic, the more I realize how little sense it makes to anyone who wasn't there to hear it. OH WELL... next update is something, I forgot. I remember enough to know that it's awesome.
In conclusion, m is a really easy letter to alliterate. At least in that context.